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The 18 year old slept over last night, so I decided to surprise her and bring her breakfast in bed. I usually don’t condone too much romance, but when given in moderation, this shit does wonders. When the 18 year old opened her eyes, she was in awe and genuinely surprised. Without uttering a word, she threw her newfound horny self on me and tried to get fresh, but Yours Truly is a hygienic motherfucker, so I led her straight into the shower.

After making sure she gargled a few times, we fucked like it was our first time again, washing each other and tonguing places where the sun don’t shine. I gave her firm breasts and tight pussy a thorough soaping and she shined my cock off nicely. I jerked off into her mouth. The water flowin all around us and her just kneelin there was a serene scene, as she swallowed my cum. What a beautiful start to the morning. I called my boss and said I was still feeling under the weather – naïve dumb fuck…

I fired up my pipe and got high out by the pool while the 18 year old enjoyed her sausage and eggs breakfast. She isn’t big on pot because of a few shitty experiences with it (prior to being with me, of course). But she felt comfortable smoking with me occasionally, so we smoked and basked in the morning sun.

The 18 year old really enjoyed our smoke session and hit the pipe like a pro. She had this look in her eye the whole day—like someone had turned on her bad girl switch. She liked the rebellious, free, feeling and reminded me of Lani from PinkandPerfect.com. Look at this chick… She was born with a dildo in her hand awaiting her knight in shining armor to dick her down. With a FREE TRIAL being offered when you enter the site, you’d be an idiot not to check it out…

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Yesterday, I woke up a little earlier than usual, so I thought, ah, what the hell—I gave my rock hard cock a morning treat with Megan on FuckHerRight.com. She is a perfect wake-me-upper that is part of my complete breakfast and, with a FREE TRIAL—it’s all gravy. Look at this ripe young college slut who is experimenting with her curiosities. Young women are such dirty, beautiful whores—if that shit makes any sense.

After a light breakfast, I waked and baked with some purple kush, groomed myself a bit before hopping in the shower, smoked some more, and rolled up a blunt for my stroll on the beach. I called in sick for work because the sun was shining without a cloud in the sky—and the sun would not come around like this too often anymore. My car was in need of a little TLC, so I gave it a car wash prior to cruising down the 133 highway. Now I was ready for the beach.

Laguna Beach is a cool 7 mile stretch of pristine beaches with soft white sand. I wanted to be in the center of the action, so I positioned myself at Main Beach Park, the heart of downtown Laguna. Strolling the sidewalk, I could see the long legs of shopaholic bitches looking for the next trendy attire as well as a few sexy sluts in their two-piece bikini’s also playing hookie. I grabbed some ice cream and made my way to the action.

A trick of the trade I’d picked up, my brothers, is to holler at the second best looking chick in the clique. The finest bitch is usually stuck up and gets her jollies off by rejecting every man who tries to approach her, whereas the second best one is happy to get acknowledged in her friend’s presence. Sure, you won’t get the finest piece of ass, but the silver medal, in some countries, makes you a fucking hero. And I became a hero yesterday—you may actually find me in a fuckin thesaurus one day…

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I arrived back home from my Bay Area trip yesterday and I was completely out of it. My “girlfriend” picked me up from the airport and yapped her fuckin mouth off about how awesome her Thanksgiving was with her parents and family. I wanted to share the enthusiasm with her, but I was so fuckin sick of Thanksgiving that I didn’t want to talk about another turkey, smoked ham, stuffing, or anything festive – for at least a few months. I also wanted to leave the part about fucking my ex-girlfriend out of our conversation.

After listening to her talk my fucking ear off in the car, I invited the 18 year old up to my place to spend some quality time with me. I told her that I missed her during my trip and that I couldn’t stop thinking about her – yeah, I know, I’m going to hell… but the latter of that statement is true. I couldn’t stop thinking of her—and how she’d react if she found out how much I enjoyed railing that PinkandPerfect.com pussy my ex had. Damn.

Although the 18 year old is hotter than my ex, there was an old school feel of dipping into the once charted waters of my ex that turned me the fuck on. I felt like a kid in a damn candy store when tasting that sweet cunt of hers; and the beauty of it was that she didn’t want to pursue a relationship with me because of the far distance between us—she basically wanted a “remembrance” fuck. That was so fucking hot.

While pulverizing my “girlfriend’s” ass, I had flashes of my ex—this has never happened before. Normally, when I’m having sex with the 18 year old, there is no one else on my mind. This experience was a little different. It was equally as fun, but it was different. It felt like I was cheating on my ex with my current girl – if that makes any sense. Whatever the case, neither of these broads are getting away. They both have a place in my heart – well, they both have a place on my cock, if you will…

She may portray a sweet, innocent girl, but please.  Some broads just love to lie to themselves when all they should be doing is lying on their backs.  Fortunately, on Fuckherright.com, they are all exposed.  You’re welcome…